Holidaymakers did not expect the beach to be so

Sun protection is serious business, especially if you have sensitive skin or red hair. But you might want to check the final appearance of your sunscreen before heading out.

This beachgoer slathered on so much white sunscreen it looks like he's wearing a full-body wetsuit and face mask. Great sun safety, questionable fashion choice. Skin saved, style sacrificed.

There's a crab holding a wad of cash—or something that looks like one—and the whole scene feels like some kind of shady beach deal. Maybe he's bribing a lifeguard, or maybe he's trying to buy his way back to the ocean.

Whatever the context, it's absurd and brilliant. A true crime documentary in the making: Crustacean Crimes: The Sand Dollar Scandal.

This dog's owner posted an adorable photo of his pooch and his friend having a great time at the beach. But judging by the dog's expression... He doesn't agree.

It looks like he's plotting revenge, probably something involving shoes and urine. You can almost hear him thinking, "You're going to regret this, Kevin."

A solitary door, standing in the middle of the beach. No frame, no wall, just the door. Is it an art installation? A portal to another world?

It gives off a real Monsters, Inc. or Narnia vibe. Tempting? Absolutely. Smart to open? Probably not. But would you resist? Neither would we.